Right, I'm home.
Anyway, what happened was that there was a big double decker coming towards me half on my side of the road, so while I was busy giving him a hairy eyeball I'd sort of missed that it wasn't the main road I was on, and mr double decker was actually going straight into the side road I was coming out of while the main road curved across my path. And right as I caught the "Give way" sign out of the corner of my eye, the center of my field of vision was suddenly filled by this little red Fiat 500.
Brake.
Oh arrrrse.
Bang.
Right into the passenger side of the Fiat. No idea what happened after that, I don't remember the flight. I hit the right front of the second car too, enough for some serious wing damage and a flat tyre. Can't piece together what happened there, but as you can see the rear of the bike is pretty stoved in too so it must've spun around a bit. Or something.
So that was my one hour riding a bike on UK soil. Bollocks...