Citroen C5 aircross or MG HS?

[Cabbie]

Waddya think?
I'm guessing it'll be the one with the best cup holders and cameras.

 

[austin]

Well hello Cabbage. One’s French the other Chinese although I suspect the French will be half Chinese. I wouldn’t have a clue about the merits of either but on principle of trying not to buy too much Chinese stuff I’d go for the Citroen. There’s enough of them on the road that they can’t be bad.

Chinese MGs also always seem to be driven by the incompetent idiot I wouldn’t want to be associated with.

 

[soho]

C5 - AUTO √..............But why either, what's come over you bro' ?

 

[Cabbie]

Thanks chaps.
I think I agree.

Nothing's come over me, Nick....I don't care about motors much - too much driving over the years.

It's for that woman who lives here with her diesel Fiesta

I'm happy in that old Vectra... owes me nothing and ULEZ compliant.

40 yr old Defender might intrigue me.

Broke my heart taking a 62 reg Trafic to the scrapper.

 

[soho]

Nah, not a Defender Kev'...........too small ! This is what you need for clearing your way down Mount street to the Connaught Hotel
Black out half of Mayfair with 7.3 Litres of Diesel smoke ! (my mate's lad just bought it to replace the old Defender on the farm, it's mental !

 

[Rubberchicken]

Fucksake, you’re not even a shortarse yet can barely see over that thing.

Put Hudders next to it for a giggle, go on then.

 

[Lowflyer]

Fucksake, you’re not even a shortarse yet can barely see over that thing.

Put Hudders next to it for a giggle, go on then.

He has --- he's behind the door

 

[boboneleg]

My wife has a C3 Aircross (god knows why she chose a French car), anyway it's a nice enough drive but does have some annoying habits.

Got to say that the suspension beats the pants out of the Mokka that she had for three years before.

 

[Cabbie]

Interesting, Bob.

This journey started with a Mokka.
I've just said to have whichever she feels best in....her Rheumatoid Arthritis ain't gonna get better.

I'm trying to feign empathy....

 

[soho]

Maybe you ought have Pat to go for the MG then Kev' ?
'I was kidnapped by my runaway electric car'

 

[Cabbie]

I saw that.

She doesn't like them..... ugly grill.